Funny T-Shirt Slogans

Volcanic Ash Victim

If You Ain't First You're Last!

3 Cheers For Ray Mears!

Appletini Easy On The Tini!

I Eat Swans!

It's Business Time

I have the horn and im not afraid to use it

Not As Ugly As Betty

Jesus Raves

UK 2008 - Worst Summer Ever

A weekend wasted is never a wasted weekend

Be a cool dude don't wear a seatbelt

Respect Your Dad

Stop death on the road Drive on the pavement

I Bet You Don't Recognise Me Without My Cape

The Lottery - What A Load Of Balls!

I Look Better Online

Mates reunited because you're too old..

Does This Body Make Me Look Fat?

If You Can't Be Good Be Careful. If You Can't...

I May Not Be The Best Looking Person In Here...

Best Friends Forever

I Love GB (Gordon Brown)

Don't hassle the Hoff

I'd Like To Apologise In Advance For My Behaviour Tonight!

Find > abuse > discard

Respect Your Mum

I Piss Excellence!

Some people are only alive because...

PUB : Providing Us Beer

Trombone Hero

Sarcasm Is Just One More Service That I Offer

I Have The Worst Job In The World!

Droog

Bomb Squad Officer

When in Rome

I Don't Do Mingers

If Found Please Return To The Pub!

Life's like an egg... either getting smashed or getting laid

Stop Looking. You've Just Found Him

Everybody Love Everybody

Been There. Done It. Got The T-Shirt

I'm Huge In Japan

I Put The Bad In Badminton!

I cun't believe you can sneak swearwords onto t-shits.

It's All Fun And Games Until The Cops Show Up!

Go Away So I Can Talk To Your Fit Friend

What Would Scooby Doo?

Exaggerations Went Up By A Million Percent Last Year!

Bugger!

Passive smokers should buy their own

What Do You Want For Tea? I Want Crisps!

Core Blimey!

Statistically 6 Out Of 7 Dwarfs Are Not Happy!

How To Make A Camera Phone

I Bet You I Could Stop Gambling!

Old Skool

No I Will NOT Fix Your Computer!

Simon says terrible things about you

White and Nerdy

Bouncebackability

Reality is an illusion caused by lack of alcohol

Slogan T Shirts Are Lame

Stay Classy San Diego

Me Fail English? That's Unpossible

I'm With Stupid

Turtle Head

Clarksonius How Hard Can It Be?

Some Big Writing

Middle Class Hero

You Look Funny With Your Head Turned To The Side

Stuntman Works For Beer

Chilled Out Entertainer

Our survey says EH-URGH!

You Can Rely On The Robin

Ah F**k It!

Mr Fixit

Too Early For Volcano Jokes?

Obscene Petrol Prices

Fail

333 Half Evil

I Litter So Your Dad Has A Job!

Suits Suck

They've got the internet on computers now?

I Couldn't Afford A Jumper!

If your name's not Dave you're not Nu Rave

Stop Following Me!

Where There's Tea There's Hope

Breakdance Not Hearts

Technical Area

Metro gets you where you wanna go!

Andy Murray - Scotland's Best Sportsman

Work Is Fun! (thanks to facebook)

Alcohol Doesn't Solve Any Problems...

I Am Number 1 So Why Try Harder?

Brucey Bonus

What If The Hokey Cokey Really Is What It's All About?

Good girls are girls that don't get caught

Feck - Irish Connection

I'm great in bed. I can sleep for hours

The Sun Is Trying To Kill Me

Constipated People Don't Give A Shit

I Don't Get Drunk I Get Awesome!

Cool Guys Don't Look At Explosions

Official Lighter Thief

Weaseling Out Of Things Is Important...

I Survived Eyjafjallajokull April 2010 (The Iceland Volcano)

Nothing Is Any Good If Other People Like It

Push Button Receive Bacon

Stop! Hammer Time

Crikey! its croc savin' time

Drink Sensibly Don't Spill It!

Are We Nearly There Yet?

I Only Date Supermodels

Maybe It's Best If You Don't Talk

0% Interest In You!

An easy pink or a tricky brown

Stop me if i am gurning

I Beat Anorexia

Basic Instructions Before Leaving Earth

1234 I Declare A Thumb War

Bird Bird Bird Bird Is The Word

I'm A Keeper

Randoms

Some Days It's Just Not Worth Gnawing Through The Straps

How Now Brown Cow? I'm Fine

In Case Of Fire Panic And Run

hAVE yOU sEEN mY cAPS lOCK kEY?

Screw You

If I Throw A Stick Will You Go Away?

I Survived The Earthquake - 27/02/08 UK

Bob

ANBG That's Bang Out Of Order

So Much More Room For Activities!

I would give up smoking but i'm not a quitter

No Deal Noel

Christian Bale And I Are Done Professionally!

Ginger appreciation society member

Iceland Reducing Illegal Immigration Since 2010

Crocs Rule!

Part Time Ninja

Female Body Inspector

Free Hugs

Owned

Live Hard Play Rugby Die Ugly

Rehab is for quitters

If you can't beat them arrange to have them beaten

Chicken & Pussy

Boobies Make Me Smile

Lost The Plot

I Like You So Much Better When You're Naked!

Artificial Intelligence Is No Match For Natural Stupidity

Be naughty...save Santa a trip!

Bird Flu watch the skies

If God Didn't Want Us To Eat Animals...

That's What She Said

Magazine Collectors Tend To Have A Lot Of Issues

Throw Parties Not Grenades

I Killed Bill

Beauty is in the eye of the Beerholder

What is the nature of your query Willis?

Surrender Yer Booty!

Teachers Say It's Copying. We Call It Teamwork.

Blah Blah Blah!

Chocolate Rain

Booked it packed it f**ked off

Save Water Shower Together

You Are Here

Why have a six pack when you can have a barrel

I Was An Accident

No Crowd Surfing

Prestige Worldwide

Shake & Bake

Big Kahuna Burger

I Keep Crack in my Hatch-Back

I Hate Amanda Holden More Than Kim Jong-Il!!!

I Went To Oxford (on holiday)

Kiss My Face

Curling champion 2006 it's all in the hips!

One Night Stand

Rock Paper Scissor international rules

Save The Panda

Fun Guy

What A Difference A Snow Day Makes

What's Occurring?

Your village rang they want their idiot back

Friends Are Like Potatoes. If You Eat Them They Will Die.

I Survived The End Of The World - 10/09/08

I Want To Be On You

If You Snooze You Lose!

Shoot hoops not people

Knock Knock Jokes - Completely Wasted On The Homeless!

Poker king

Avoid Hangovers : Stay Drunk

Pac-man Pie Chart

Same Shirt Different Day

Pill Head

If You Were A Ship I'd Jump Overboard

I Club Seals

Boldly Going Nowhere

Your Mum

Neighbourhood witch hunt

What You Looking At?

Trevor McDonald giving it to you from all angles.

CTU

Your Secret Is Safe With Me And Facebook

Save The Earth It's The Only Planet With Chocolate!

Babe Magnet Unfortunately I Don't Attract

Irish Today Hungover Tomorrow

Ahh I see the the f**k up fairy has struck again

This Is Not A Drill

Treadmills Get You Nowhere

Sometimes When I'm Alone I Google Myself

This Shirt Was Tested On Animals. It Didn't Fit.

Drink Triple See Double Act Single

No I Can't Spare Any Change!

Wasted Barcode

Meet My Mate Richard

That's Not A Good Sign!

If It's Too Loud You're Too Old

I Gave Up Drinking Smoking & Sex

1% Irish 99% Drunk

Giggity Giggity Lets Have Sex!

Ultimate Warrior

Don't Ever Touch My Drum Set!

Keep Working - people on benefits depend on you!

WWF

Big Fish Little Fish Cardboard Box

Wish You Were Beer

This Is My Fancy Dress Costume

10 Reasons Why Men Are Lazy

Assistant (to the) Regional Manager

I Put The Fun In Funeral

I'm With The Band!

Read Books Not T-Shirts

Crouch's robot dance

Catching Crabs In Cromer

Drive it Like you Stole it

It's All Fun And Games Until Someone Loses An Eye!

Swearing is big and clever

Time Travel It's The Future

Triangular Sandwiches Taste Better Than Square Sandwiches!

Time To Nut Up Or Shut Up!

Pissed Up

I don't suffer from insanity. I enjoy it

I Heart MJ

Bears Can Smell The Menstruation

Sex Drugs & On The Dole

New years resolution: buy new t-shirt

Jeremy Kyle - You Are All Scum!

I Can't Do My Homework. I'm Homeless.

I Was Wearing This T-Shirt In My Flashforward

Aberzombie & Bitch

Santa's A Fake!

Irish I Were Drunk

No Complaints (Only Moans)

Laziness isn't an affliction It's a time consuming hobby

Frankie Says Chillax

I Like Turtles

Hey You Yeah You...Do You Like Tacos?

I am not responsible

I'm Kind Of A Big Deal

Chillin' like a villain

Police aware

This T-Shirt Is A Legitimate Parliamentary Expense

Keep The Earth Clean! It's Not Uranus!

You Complete Me

Tea Just Isn't My Cup Of Coffee!

Prawn star

Tea Is For Mugs

This is my been there done that got the t-shirt t-shirt!

Top Dad

Be Careful When Doing Something Stupid

Corsa - Everyone's Been In One!

Scotchy Scotch Scotch

Pickles Are Cucumbers Soaked In Evil!

All Those Who Believe In Telekinesis Raise My Hand

2 out of 3 people wonder where the 3rd person is!

I Can't See A Thing

Reverse Psychology

Save The Rave

Sober When Drunk

How Can I Have A Carbon Footprint If I Drive Everywhere

What Goes On Tour Goes On Facebook

You Know What They Say About Big Feet

Escort...Always A Good Ride!

Dont mess with ted

Any Hole is a Goal! Except a Manhole

I Put The Man In Romance!

Find x

Cheryl Went From Being Married To Single

I Ain't Afraid Of No Goats!

Looking is for free but touching is gonna cost ya something!

Talk Nerdy To Me

I No Function Beer Well Without

Let's Do The No Pants Dance

Working Class Hero

Diversity - An Old Old Wooden Ship Used In The Civil War Era

Snazzy

Ah Ha You'll Do!

The Police Never Think It's As Funny As You Do

Caution John Terry

Kanye Is A Jackass

I am nobody. Nobody is perfect.

Things Meat Loaf Would Do For Love

Tuna

Guns Don't Kill People. People With Moustaches Kill People

When I Was Your Age Pluto Was A Planet!

T-Shirts Are The New Pants!

Do you do digital? by digital I mean anal

Day release prisioner #1358

Rein & Snow

I Only Drink To Make You Interesting

I Twitter On The Shitter

Triangle Hero III

Veni Vidi Velcro

Pike - Just Eat It

Retro Sexual

Water It Floats My Boat

You're Ugly You're Fired!

This T-Shirt Is Stolen!

Anti Social Behaviour Order

Good Times!

That's What I'm Talking About!

No Photos Please

Me Love You Long Time

T-Shirt FAIL

Two Beers Please!

Warning I'm Not Listening

Body Of A God Shame It's Buddha

Gorilla + Drums

Dealer

When Everything Is Coming Your Way...

Thank you Chuck Norris

Safe!

I Still Miss My Ex. But My Aim Is Getting Better

Thank You Captain Obvious

Camel Tow

You're Pretty Ugly Is An Oxymoron (It Is Also The Truth)

This Girl Came Over To Myspace...

I always ride shotgun

My Body Is A Temple - The Temple Of Doom

I pity the fool medallion

Air Guitarist - No Strings attached

Broke Is The New Black

118 119 Got Your Number...(Wrong?!)

Not Available In The Shops

Thanks Wikipedia

When i'm around certainty is uncertain...

Trainee exorcist will banish spirits willingly.

Utterly Brilliant!

Rat out

Sufferers Of Obesity - It's Not A Disease!

You Are Here - John Lennon

See you next tuesday

Pull Girls Not Triggers

You have the right to remain silent...

Mr ET

Fa La La La Etc

Some People Say I Have A.D.H.D

Random Bloke

I Didn't Pass My Test To Be Your Free Taxi

Just For The Record I Came First

This Is My Halloween Costume

P*O*T*A*T*O*E*S

I put out

My Flux Capacitor Needs Your Jiggawatts

He Is Gay

Jamaican Bobsled Team

World's Greatest Dad

I am here about the blowjob

Bed Taker

Robots Are The Future