Offensive Logo Hoodies and T-Shirts
We've got some raunchy yet playful sex and innuendo logos, offensive slogans and hoodie designs for you to parade when you're out and about with your friends.
These great offensive hoodie and tshirt designs are available in a wide range of colours and you have a choice of:
- Offensive logo t-shirts
- Offensive long sleeved tees
- Offensive female skinny tees
- Offensive hoodies
Our funny sex and innuendo slogans or offensive t-shirts and hoodies are bound to catch a few glances!
If I Poke You Basically I Want To F**k You!
Don't drink water fish f**k in it
When In Doubt Pull Out!
Sex Do It For The Kids
Well Hung
Wasps...Natures Wankers
69% of all statistics are made up!
Tea Cures Aids (Warning May Not Be True)
F**k You
This t-shirt is stolen
F**k Me If I'm Wrong But Are You Elvis?
Skipinder The Punjabi Kangaroo
Drugs available (ask for details)
The Phoenix Club Staff
Viagra is for pussies
Weekend Erection
Elephants Never Forget Because They're Bitter Bastards
Sex Instructor First Lesson Free
If I Poke You Basically I Want To F**k You!
Don't drink water fish f**k in it
When In Doubt Pull Out!
Sex Do It For The Kids Well Hung Wasps...Natures Wankers
69% of all statistics are made up! Tea Cures Aids (Warning May Not Be True) F**k You
This t-shirt is stolen F**k Me If I'm Wrong But Are You Elvis? Skipinder The Punjabi Kangaroo
Drugs available (ask for details) The Phoenix Club Staff Viagra is for pussies
Weekend Erection Elephants Never Forget Because They're Bitter Bastards Sex Instructor First Lesson Free
PMS Is A Shit Handicapped Nice Rack
Uncle Nob Head Political Correctness is for fags A dog is for life not just one night
The magic number is Boobies Fat C**t Olympics Jeremy Beadle has a big cock on the other hand it's quite small
Santa Has Aides Sex Drugs & Rock n Roll WANTED nice warm home for my cock
AK47 for when you absolutely positively... Spooning I'm behind you and I'm hard! Terets
PORN... because it's cheaper than dating! Fanny magnet I Facebooked Your Mum
People What A Bunch Of Bastards The Only Thing I Look For In A Woman Is Me! Today's word is legs Spread the word
Go F**k Yourself. Would you like to go and buy... F**kin' A Wish You Were Here
iBone James Bong Licence To Chill One Skin Two Skin Three Skin Four
Golf. It's what w**kers do at the weekend Stay clear i have the shits Say herro to my little fwend
Barack Obama Has Aides Owls Natures Wise-Ass Prick My other ride is your mum!
Small and yellow? Gary Glitter needs you! Bastards Rock out with your cock out
Bouncers are c***s No Means Yes. Yes Means Up The Bum! I Came On Eileen
Muff Diver No I don't have a f***ing Nectar Card. Different toilet same old shit
F**k Africa's debt I Can Explain It To You But I Cant Understand It For You What would jesus do? Get hammered
Golf Is Like A Woman I'm A Sex Addict Blonde & Intelligent (OK I'm Lying)
Clown Porn Come & Laugh Sometimes I Wake Up Bitchy Other Mornings I Let Her Sleep Warning! This t-shirt may contain an asshole
You don't need a Golden ticket to see my wonka bar No I Am Not On F***ing Facebook was it really worth getting out of bed for this shit?
POKER She'll love it International Cock Muff Bumhole Rules Curry makes you Shit Hot
2 Up 2 Down If theres grass on the wicket lets play cricket! Bollocks 2 Brown
Bad Mother F**ker F**ked up beyond all recognition I'm Not Balding I'm Getting Head
Nick ""The Prick"" Griffin We Are What We Eat I'm Fast Cheap And Easy! Santa Loves All Kids. Even Ginger Ones.
London Olympic Head Dyslectic dwarfs. They aren't big and they aren't clever Dip me in chocolate and throw me to the lesbians
Poke me again and I'll f**king kill you! Pick It. Lick It. Flick It. I Put The C**t In Scunthorpe
If you don't believe in oral sex keep your mouth shut! I'm An Atheist (Thank God) WTF (What The F**k)
Nice Pear F**k is how it is spelt Britain's Got Retards
This T-Shirt Funds Terrorism! If You Think My Attitude Stinks Smell My Fingers! Crap. male t-shirt.
8 Out Of 10 Cats Prefer Licking Their Ass male t-shirt. DILLIGAF male t-shirt. IDGAFRA male t-shirt.
Nice Beaver male t-shirt. Woman Spelt Backwards Is Kitchen male t-shirt. Cock and Balls male t-shirt.
Save a virgin. Do me instead male t-shirt. Fat people are hard to kidnap male t-shirt. I'm on a drug called Charlie Sheen male t-shirt.
Slap the bag male t-shirt. It just got worse. I am Dave male t-shirt. Oi Nathan Ya Dick 'Ed! male t-shirt.
Stop Looting You Antisocial Wankers male t-shirt. Rugby Football male t-shirt. Iron Chef Of Pounding Vag male t-shirt.
You're Never Alone With Schizophrenia male t-shirt. Gay Style male t-shirt.
Sex Do It For The Kids Well Hung Wasps...Natures Wankers
69% of all statistics are made up! Tea Cures Aids (Warning May Not Be True) F**k You
This t-shirt is stolen F**k Me If I'm Wrong But Are You Elvis? Skipinder The Punjabi Kangaroo
Drugs available (ask for details) The Phoenix Club Staff Viagra is for pussies
Weekend Erection Elephants Never Forget Because They're Bitter Bastards Sex Instructor First Lesson Free
PMS Is A Shit Handicapped Nice Rack
Uncle Nob Head Political Correctness is for fags A dog is for life not just one night
The magic number is Boobies Fat C**t Olympics Jeremy Beadle has a big cock on the other hand it's quite small
Santa Has Aides Sex Drugs & Rock n Roll WANTED nice warm home for my cock
AK47 for when you absolutely positively... Spooning I'm behind you and I'm hard! Terets
PORN... because it's cheaper than dating! Fanny magnet I Facebooked Your Mum
People What A Bunch Of Bastards The Only Thing I Look For In A Woman Is Me! Today's word is legs Spread the word
Go F**k Yourself. Would you like to go and buy... F**kin' A Wish You Were Here
iBone James Bong Licence To Chill One Skin Two Skin Three Skin Four
Golf. It's what w**kers do at the weekend Stay clear i have the shits Say herro to my little fwend
Barack Obama Has Aides Owls Natures Wise-Ass Prick My other ride is your mum!
Small and yellow? Gary Glitter needs you! Bastards Rock out with your cock out
Bouncers are c***s No Means Yes. Yes Means Up The Bum! I Came On Eileen
Muff Diver No I don't have a f***ing Nectar Card. Different toilet same old shit
F**k Africa's debt I Can Explain It To You But I Cant Understand It For You What would jesus do? Get hammered
Golf Is Like A Woman I'm A Sex Addict Blonde & Intelligent (OK I'm Lying)
Clown Porn Come & Laugh Sometimes I Wake Up Bitchy Other Mornings I Let Her Sleep Warning! This t-shirt may contain an asshole
You don't need a Golden ticket to see my wonka bar No I Am Not On F***ing Facebook was it really worth getting out of bed for this shit?
POKER She'll love it International Cock Muff Bumhole Rules Curry makes you Shit Hot
2 Up 2 Down If theres grass on the wicket lets play cricket! Bollocks 2 Brown
Bad Mother F**ker F**ked up beyond all recognition I'm Not Balding I'm Getting Head
Nick ""The Prick"" Griffin We Are What We Eat I'm Fast Cheap And Easy! Santa Loves All Kids. Even Ginger Ones.
London Olympic Head Dyslectic dwarfs. They aren't big and they aren't clever Dip me in chocolate and throw me to the lesbians
Poke me again and I'll f**king kill you! Pick It. Lick It. Flick It. I Put The C**t In Scunthorpe
If you don't believe in oral sex keep your mouth shut! I'm An Atheist (Thank God) WTF (What The F**k)
Nice Pear F**k is how it is spelt Britain's Got Retards
This T-Shirt Funds Terrorism! If You Think My Attitude Stinks Smell My Fingers! Crap. male t-shirt.
8 Out Of 10 Cats Prefer Licking Their Ass male t-shirt. DILLIGAF male t-shirt. IDGAFRA male t-shirt.
Nice Beaver male t-shirt. Woman Spelt Backwards Is Kitchen male t-shirt. Cock and Balls male t-shirt.
Save a virgin. Do me instead male t-shirt. Fat people are hard to kidnap male t-shirt. I'm on a drug called Charlie Sheen male t-shirt.
Slap the bag male t-shirt. It just got worse. I am Dave male t-shirt. Oi Nathan Ya Dick 'Ed! male t-shirt.
Stop Looting You Antisocial Wankers male t-shirt. Rugby Football male t-shirt. Iron Chef Of Pounding Vag male t-shirt.
You're Never Alone With Schizophrenia male t-shirt. Gay Style male t-shirt.